Mine!

I love my husband dearly, but he's a sneaky towel thief.

The thing is, I don't mind that he uses my stuff (really I don't!) but under that polished, coifed and stylish exterior there's a sasquatch goin' on!
And sometimes those little curly black hairs that get tangled up in my towel, get tangled up on me! There have been a couple Clarence Thomas situations lately, if you know what I mean....
So I tattooed my towel. Hopefully he'll keep his grubby (furry) mitts off!!